Sunday, May 24, 2009

friday marked the end of first month of internshit oops i mean internship. i'm going to try to recall all the things i did at work in chronological order:

1) cutting out competitors' newspaper advertisements (yeah its an every day thingy)

2) issuing petrol vouchers to new car customers (this includes calling the courier company that employs Filipinos who whisper instead of talk)

3) issuing digicams and other freebies to new car customers (and loading 50 digicams each time and driving down to Sin Ming, West Coast and Ubi to deliver the goods BY MYSELF)

4) sending vehicles to offices (i've driven vios, altis 1.6/1.8, old prius, new prius thats not even in the market now, a manual 3.0litre turbocharged pickup called hilux, lexus hybrid rx something) wow i'm an ah bang

5) cleaning the manager's office (wow this sucked big time)

6) clearing up storerooms and old photo albums and bitching about everyone in the meantime

7) photocopying/scanning brochures for random people (its a good skill to have seriously i spend most of my time now photocopying recipes from newspapers and scanning random magazines for pictures)

8) going out for photoshoot for new cars (sounds exciting but its fucking boring actually)

9) pumping petrol for company cars

10) new prius website content management (yeah i get to decide what appears on toyota.com.sg woohoo!)

actually points 1 to 9 are bullshit they're just sai kang that people throw to me only 10 is a proper job pls. but okay life's been pretty hectic and exciting so i'm not going to complain so much because the other intern sitting next to me has been writing reports forever.

btw, my office has NO FUCKING PANTRY wow the world's largest automobile dealer HAS NO PANTRY. not to mention we have 4 interns squeezed into 2 cubicles. FML.

jia qing | 11:00 PM